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DIVA
03:27
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Diva Diva
Diva Diva
Popped a clot
That’s hot
Underwear?
Don’t care
Pamp the poon
Full moon
Coming soon
Bleed for a week, and yet I don’t die
Rather let it drip and detoxify
Wads of cotton, byebye
Just be sure to not misapply
Raise your cup up to the sky
Toast to us, not some guy
Kitty’s got a booboo
Diva Diva
So do it in my poopoo
Diva Diva
But when babies go googoo
No Diva Diva
Or when titties go moo moo
No Diva Diva
Bleed it in the ocean
Bleed it in your mouth
Bleed it on the glacier
Bleed down south
Bleed it in the stream
In one of your dreams
Till I was empty
Bleed myself clean
Spotting Cramping
Flowing Catching
Sobbing Sleeping
Ass Pissing
Screaming Clotting
Sneezing Dropping
Never stop my fucking bleeding
Hot flushes
Hot flushes (HAH)
Hot flushes
Hot flushes (HAH)
Kitty’s got a booboo
Diva Diva
So do it in my poopoo
Diva Diva
But when babies go googoo
No Diva Diva
Or when titties go moo moo
No Diva Diva
Let it leak
Let it leak
Stain my sheets
Let it leak
Let it leak
Let it leak
Stain my sheets
Let it leak
(HAH)
Ovulate, menstruate
Begging that it won’t be late
If it is, piss on this
Baby shower, make a list
Nevermind, I changed my mind
Not your choice but it’s mine
Not your choice but it’s mine
Now pour me another vase of wine
Vase of wine
Vase of wine (HAH)
Kitty’s got a booboo
Diva Diva
So do it in my poopoo
Diva Diva
But when babies go googoo
No Diva Diva
Or when titties go moo moo
No Diva Diva
Kitty’s got a booboo
Diva Diva
So do it in my poopoo
Diva Diva
But when babies go googoo
No Diva Diva
No gore can surprise me
The gore lives inside me
Let it leak
Kitty’s got a booboo
Diva Diva
No gore can surprise me
The gore lives inside me
Stain my sheets
But when babies go googoo
No Diva Diva
No gore can surprise me
The gore lives inside me
Let it leak
Kitty’s got a booboo
Diva Diva
No gore can surprise me
The gore lives inside me
Stain my sheets
But when babies go googoo
No Diva Diva
No gore can surprise me
The gore lives inside me
Diva Diva
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CHOCOLAT
03:37
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Pour nous
C'est notre joie de vivre
We just … need it
You may never understand
It is a way of life
A sacred vice. A sacrifice.
Chocolat
Cacao
Sweet
Let’s eat
Velour
So smooth
Fondue
Moo moo
Broken heart? Chocolat
Falling apart? Chocolat
Grandma died? Chocolat
Made you cry? Chocolat
Order’s late? Chocolat
Masterbate? Chocolat
Got too high? Chocolat
Where am I?
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalalalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalalalala
Rotting in my body’s musk
My slippers kick up waves of dust
I am dry and without lust
Boom chocolat
Cannot motivate to shave
Hair keeps growing in the grave
You thought you broke me, fuck you Dave
Boom Boom chocolat
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalalalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalalalala
Ooh (Boom Chocolat)
Ahh (Boom Boom Chocolat)
Uhhh (Boom Chocolat)
Ooo (Boom Boom Chocolat)
Brrep bap bee deep baa badee ba doo
Brrep bap bee deep baa badee ba
Brrep bap bee deep baa badee ba doo
Brrep bap bee deep baa badee ba
Something to distract you,
From the emptiness inside you
Brrep bap bee deep baa badee ba doo
Something to distract you,
From the emptiness inside you
Brrep bap bee deep baa badee ba doo
(I take)
I take a little piece and put it in the chocolate
(a piece)
I take a little piece and put it in the chocolate
(inside)
I take a little piece and put it in the chocolate
(of me)
I take a little piece and put it in the chocolate
(I take)
I take a little piece and put it in the chocolate
(a piece)
I take a little piece and put it in the chocolate
(inside)
I take a little piece and put it in the chocolate
(of me)
I take a little piece and I put it in the chocolate
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalalalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalalalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalalalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalala
Chocolalalalala
Hair keeps growing in the grave
You thought you broke me, fuck you Dave
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3. |
GROSS
03:24
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Mm mmm mmm mmm
Mm mmm mmm mmm
I like turning you off
I like turning you off
I manspread
I eat and earn my own bread
Does this float your boat, does it grow your chub
I take a piss while I am still in the tub
I soak in it
Rub a dub dub
dub dub dub dub dub dub
This is why I’m raw raw
Pretty be so blah blah
I don’t wanna be babe
I don’t wanna behave
This is why I’m gross gross
I be gross for you you
Sugar make me choke choke
I be gross like dude
I like I like like
I like turning you off
I like turning you off
I like to make you go soft
I like turning you off
Cut my hair
Taking space
Grow my fuzz
Don't wear lace
Like to talk
Interrupt
Spread my legs
Don’t give no fucks
Girly look a certain way
Girly must be dumb dumb
Girly must be pretty thing
We keep under thumb thumb
Girly look a certain way
Girly must be dumb dumb
Girly must be pretty thing
We keep under thumb thumb
Thumb thumb …
I like turning you off
I like turning you off
I like to make you go soft
I like turning you off
Mm mmm mmm mmm
Mm mmm mmm mmmmmmm
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4. |
MUSK
03:55
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Yee ha Yee ha
Giddy up Giddy up
Husky musk
Yee ha Yee ha
Giddy up Giddy up
Husky musk
What makes a ram a ram
What makes a land a land
Who gives a dam a dam
What makes a man a man
Come and stick it
Righty tighty lefty loosey
Pound it down, and choke your goosey
High heels in my pickup truck
Shift the stick with my stiff junk
Don’t ever apologize for your body!
I man, you man, we man, hey man, my man
Don’t ever apologize for your body!
I man, you man, we man, hey man, my man
Fill your boots up
Yee ha Yee ha
Giddy up Giddy up
Husky musk
Yee ha Yee ha
Giddy up Giddy up
Husky musk
I lived for a year in the back of my van
Showered in a river, pissed in a pan
I got my choke strap, titty rack, ace in the hole
Plumb tuckered you out, babe and I’m plumb full
Always consensual, super sensual
Menstrual, intersexual, intellectual
Husky musk king
With my own ring a ding ding ding
Don’t ever apologize for your body!
I man, you man, we man, hey man, my man
Don’t ever apologize for your body!
I man, you man, we man, hey man, my man
Fill your boots up
Yee ha Yee ha
Giddy up Giddy up
Yodel odel lay hee hoo
Yee ha Yee ha
Giddy up Giddy up
Yodel odel lay hee hoo
We’ll make art in the barnyard
We’ll make art in the barn
We’ll make art in the barnyard
We’ll make art on the farm
We’ll make art in the barnyard
We’ll make art in the barn
We’ll make art in the barnyard
We’ll make art on the farm
*horse snort*
Got yer two boot scoot and a bottle of hooch
Licking the dirt from an artichoke root
If you wanna ride me you’ll have to risk it
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit
I man, you man, we man, hey man, my man
I man, you man, we man, hey man, a-men
I man, you man, we man, hey man, my man
I man, you man, we man, hey man, a-men
*horse whinny with truck starting up*
Don’t ever apologize for your body!
I man, you man, we man, hey man, my man
Don’t ever apologize for your body!
I man, you man, we man, hey man, my man
Fill your boots up
Don’t ever apologize for your body!
I man, you man, we man, hey man, my man
Don’t ever apologize for your body!
I man, you man, we man, hey man, my man
Fill your boots up
Yee ha Yee ha
Giddy up Giddy up
Yodel odel lay hee hoo
Yee ha Yee ha
Giddy up Giddy up
Husky musk
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5. |
MORE
03:11
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More
More
More
More
More
More
More
More
I fill, my mouth, with everything I need
I eat it up, spit it out, on the the cover magazine
I’m building up up up come and soak in my cream
You can’t tear me down, I’m a self-made queen
I dictaphone
I never home
I want it
I own the moon
I superbloom
Fill my budget
More more more
Give me more is
More more more
Fill my budget
More needy
More greedy
More hungry
More dreamy
More money
More honey
More yummy
More tummy
More stress
More breast
More sex
More rest
More flash
More ass
More teat for tat
Stack them up
Build it tall
Sharp and hard
I don’t fall
Shoulder pads
Power suit
Crushing plans
Not with you
Level up, fill my cup
Level down, bump bump bump!
I fill, my mouth, with everything I need
I eat it up, spit it out, on the the cover magazine
I’m building up up up come and soak in my cream
You can’t tear me down, I’m a self-made queen
I dictaphone
I never home
I want it
I own the moon
I superbloom
Fill my budget
More more more
Give me more is
More more more
Fill my budget
More, fill me up
More, drip my cup
More, battleaxe
More, laid back bareback
You can’t tell me nono
You can’t stop my gogo
Give me what you got
I don’t need it but I’m
(HAH HAH HAH HAH)
We are the face of an empire
You ride a horse? I’m a centaur
(HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH)
Less is more
I dictaphone
I never home
I want it
I own the moon
I superbloom
Fill my budget
More more more
Give me more is
More more more
Fill my budget
I dictaphone
I never home
I want it
I own the moon
I superbloom
Fill my budget
More more more
Give me more is
More more more
Fill my budget
I fill, my mouth, with everything I need
I eat it up, spit it out, on the the cover magazine
I’m building up up up come and soak in my cream
You can’t tear me down, I’m a self-made queen
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the merkin sisters Winnipeg, Manitoba
A mash-up of uncensored comedy, theatre, dance and puppetry, The Merkin Sisters is a vivacious romp sending up our inner caveman and our ultra-queens, smothered with the unique flavour of absurdity that comes from siblings surviving childhood together.
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